Running for Congress
Dear Friend who’s considering running for Congress in a heavily Republican district,
- You should totally do it
- You have the skills
- The time is right
- Your lack of funds should be highlighted as an asset
- Your passion for being an underdog is a motivator
- You have powerful rhetoric which can inspire
- I know how to donate money to Kickstarter; it’s not that hard
- Can I write a play about your journey?
- Wait, is my donation tax-deductible?
- Ugh, I bet it’s not
- I hope you enjoy the play I write about your journey
- You’re gonna do great
- Count me in
- Let’s go