Running for Congress

American FlagDear Friend who’s considering running for Congress in a heavily Republican district,

  1. You should totally do it
  2. You have the skills
  3. The time is right
  4. Your lack of funds should be highlighted as an asset
  5. Your passion for being an underdog is a motivator
  6. You have powerful rhetoric which can inspire
  7. I know how to donate money to Kickstarter; it’s not that hard
  8. Can I write a play about your journey?
  9. Wait, is my donation tax-deductible?
  10. Ugh, I bet it’s not
  11. I hope you enjoy the play I write about your journey
  12. You’re gonna do great
  13. Count me in
  14. Let’s go

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